Transported to another place

Shiny-bonced Jason Statham (aka Hollywood's budget Bruce Willis) squeals back as Transporter 2's Frank Martin.

The fast-driving, slow-thinking hard man's endearingly confused (enigmatic?) demeanour suggests he graduated top of the class at the Joey Tribiani school of "smell the fart" acting.

Though tension is low - Frank is more bulletproof than his Audi - the imaginatively dispatched evil henchmen count is high.

In fact, hurdle over the laughable plot and the cardboard characterisation is really rather good fun. Evil henchman: "This flight has been cancelled."

Frank: "No, you have been cancelled." Love it.

Transporter 2
Cert: cert15