After last week’s brilliantly funny series opener, the new series of Peep Show continued on strong form in episode two.
Not only did Jez have a gay encounter that led him to question his sexuality, but Mark’s ex Dobby turned back up – with an annoying American hipster boyfriend – and Super Hans finally did the deed and got married.
Here are the funniest quotes from episode two.
1) “Megan’s lovely, I’m definitely falling in love with her. But what the hell is she talking about?” – Jez can’t control his emotions around his new life coaching subject
2) “There is nothing that could persuade me to strap myself to the huge, flaming Super Hans wedding zeppelin with a gang of drugged-up goons” – Mark tries to worm his way out of being best man
3) “We’ve got a ‘no smackheads, no crackheads’ rule, so the old longlist is pretty short” – Super Hans on his wedding invite list
4) “I have so many funny stories about Hans, where do I start? The time he tried to cut my legs off when he was tripping because he thought I was a demon? Or the time he just went straight for me with a chicken skewer for no apparent reason?” – Mark begins making notes for his speech
5) “I will not watch this, I’m going to go and stare into the mirror, and wait out the ****ing like it’s an air-raid” – Mark leaves Dobby, her boyfriend and Super Hans to watch Jez’s gay broadcast
Mitchell and Webb - in pictures
6) “Everyone’s drinking the Kool Aid. I don’t want any delicious Kool Aid” – Mark is reluctant to get a lift in a stranger’s car
7) “Oh god, they’re doggers. I’m going to get dogged” – Mark panics about his fate after hitching a lift
8) “Mother Nature’s trainer, the human foot” – more Super Hans wisdom
9) “I’m getting married, and I would punch in the throat anyone who tried to stop me, that is how I feel today” – Super Hans’ ultra-touching vows
10) “Pretty sure someone’s gonna print that speech on a tea towel someday. Yeah, eat that Obama, **** off Mandela, take that Mark! I’m the best man. I’m the best man who ever lived” – Jez reflects on the worst best man speech of all time
Channel 4, 10pm
