Avocado and sausage dog pool floats are here to make your holiday more Millennial than ever

But where’s the cold brew coffee float?
Avocado floats are here
Kool Pool
Liz Connor10 April 2017

While frosé and gold pineapples may come and go, there are some Millennial trends that simply will never go out of fashion.

If you use Instagram, you’ll know two things - people love to take photos of avocado on toast, and people love to share photos of sausage dogs they meet on their travels.

Now one savvy company has dreamed up the ultimate hipster fantasy - by turning everyone’s favourite dog breed and breakfast staple into inflatable pool floats.

Yes, that’s right, avocado and Dachshund pool floats.

Kool Pool, a company based in Portland in America, has launched a Kickstarter to bring a range of pool accessories into our lives that go much further than the ubiquitous flamingoes, swans and doughnuts that every Instagrammer had under their arm last summer.

The sausage dog float
Kool Pool

Just imagine, you’ll be the envy of everyone at the hotel pool as you float around on your inflatable avocado like the clean eating king or queen you really are.

Sheer bliss
Kool Pool

Rather impressively, the stone in the inflatable avo is also detachable, so you can use it as a beach ball when you get tired of simply lying in the sun.

Seriously, what more could you want.

Celebrities on inflatables - in pictures

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The company also plans to launch an inflatable gold chain, hot dog on a stick and a tongue-in-cheek ‘Free the Nipple’ design which ‘supports women’s rights at every water hole everywhere’.

The 'Free the Nipple' float (Kool Pool)

According to the company, all of its floats are ‘super thick and durable’ and will outlast multiple summers. So confident is Kool Pool of the quality of its floats, that it’s offering a lifetime guarantee on all orders.

The company has currently reached just over $3,000 of its $10,000 goal - so if you want to make the dream a reality, you’ll have to get pledging on Kickstarter.

The floats cost from $15 - $30 (£12 - £24) each to buy. Handily, Kool Pool will also ship to the UK (at an extra cost) so you won’t even have to take a trip to the States to pick one up.

So all you have to decide now is: sausage dog or avocado?

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