With feminists like these, who needs misogyny? Spectator columnist Cosmo Landesman has decided that the best way to pay his respects to talented women such as Theresa May and Jemima Khan is to reveal to the world which one he would rather have sex with.
Writing about his preference for Right-wing women over Left, he confesses a “secret longing” for a threesome with May, Ann Coulter and Sarah Palin, bemoans the fact that “we good, caring lefty pro-feminists can’t ask — or pay — a woman to dominate us; to tie us up or spank us”, and casually mentions that his friend “pays a woman in Earl’s Court to put him on a rack and do things you don’t want to read about”.
He adds: “I’ve slept with women who write for the New Statesman and the Daily Telegraph.” We’re amazed that his advances have ever been welcome.
