Only the best for Groucho's aristocratic members

The Groucho Club is catering for more aristocratic tastes for its members. A “Downton button” has been installed in the second floor Mackintosh room — “press the service button and deep in the bowels of the Groucho below stairs a bell will summon one of our highly qualified staff to do your bidding”, the club informs members. There is one caveat for boozy guests: “We can’t provide a giggling scullery maid for your further amusement.”