Jordan watch

She's been in the jungle for 72 hours now, but already the Essex pin-up girl and her 34FF boobs are putting the other contestants in the shade!

So far Jordan has:

* Despaired that all her boyfriends have done a 'kiss and tell' on her

* Insulted Peter Andre's manhood, calling it an 'acorn' (ouch!)

* Had her boobs prodded by Jennie Bond, Lord Brocket and Neil 'Razor' Ruddock

* Flashed her boobs to the helicopter pilots who flew the contestants to the camp site

* Revealed she's not happy with her boyfriend and at the moment doesn't consider him to be her partner

* Walked around happily in just a pink G-string and bra

* Successfully endured a Bushtucker trial

* Managed to resist Peter Andre's advances

* Forgotton to bring her luxury item - apparently a hot water bottle