Roberto favourite for eviction

Roberto is the new favourite to be evicted from the Big Brother house tomorrow.

The Italian is now odds-on to get the boot - overtaking previous favourite Derek.

Viewers have been backing Tory boy Derek to stay despite him slagging off the other housemates.

He told Big Brother they all should be hanged, and then ranted: "These people are so awful. There's zero intellectual stimulation, no art at all and they're all exceptionally ugly."

Ladbrokes spokesman Warren Lush said: "It seems that the more Derek slates his fellow housemates, the more people back Robert to go.
"The Tory speechwriter is fighting a brilliant political campaign. Money suggests that it is arrivederci Roberto."

While Derek was slagging off his fellow housemates, they were in the living room demonstrating their favourite sexual positions.

Saskia was also talking about the pros and cons of having 34G breasts.
"When I'm in the bedroom I think I'm blessed, but I used to hate them and have a complex," she said. "I don't hate them," love-struck Maxwell told her.

Later on he cosied up to her in bed and complained of feeling "randy" - but Saskia was having none of it.

Makosi informed the others that she had christened her own 32F breasts Lulu and Lala and had been convinced they would be the biggest in the house.

"The first thing I did with women in here is look at their tits," she admitted.
"I walked in the House and saw Sam and thought wow. Then I saw Lesley and thought E-cup, I'm safe," she said. Pointing at Vanessa, she went on: "Then I saw her and thought D-cup, lovely. Then Saskia comes up to me and I just thought, damn..."

Craig has completed his defection from Team Britney to Team Saskia.
The camp hairdresser told Big Brother why he had abandoned old friend Vanessa.

"At first I didn't like Maxwell, Saskia and Anthony but now I think they're wicked. Everyone else annoys me," he said. "I can't listen to them, they're so dull, they're bloody kids."

Of Vanessa he said: "She's so false, she's the most selfish person I've ever met. She feels no guilt or remorse for people as long as her stomach's full and she's happy. She's the type of person that would walk past a starving child in the street and wouldn't give a piece of her sandwich."

And he said of Science: "He just runs around all day like a half-wit making no sense. He thinks he will be a famous rapper, well I've got news for him, he's a heap of crap."