Dyer-Bowyer captions - the results
We asked you to send us your witty captions to accompany this picture of new best friends Kieron Dyer and Lee Bowyer.
The Newcastle bruisers put on a public display of friendship today following their on-pitch brawl at St James' Park .
There were no prizes, but here are the best ones (that we can publish!) so far...
Dyer: "Are we friends now, Lee?"
Bowyer: "Pass!"
Dayo Ogunmuyiwa
"Please ... Lee. Stop squeezing ... I can't feel my hand."
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"Souness' new tactic of gluing players together to build friendships hasn't had much positive feedback"
Leon Beckett
"Geez, I went to a Football Match and a Ice Hockey game broke out."
Dale Wiper (from Canada)
Dyer: "It was a simple miscommunication, I merely asked Lee if 'he was STARTING.'"
Stuart Allen
Dyer(thinking) - Please don't hit me again...
Boyer(thinking) - I wonder if the chippie's still open
Paul Diederick
"Well, bang goes my French manicure"
Tiger McLeod
"So that's a £200K fight purse yeah, winner takes all..."
Tom Gordon
"Right, that's the boxing training over, bring on Chelsea!"
Tony Thompson
"April Fools!"
John Whitford
"Jeez bud get a mint!!!"
Mark & Shannon Weinberger
Think you can do better? Send your captions to footballer@thisislondon.co.uk
